evan

evan
1. (evan) (3060↑, 854↓)
adj./adv. 1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart noun 1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does verb 1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude

adj./adv. "That stunt is so evan." "Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree." "That evan nerd aced the test." "Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly." noun "The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan." "Man\! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again\!" verb "Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may." "Jesus evaned those Romans."

Author: One Who Is Awesome Beyond Contemplation http://evan.urbanup.com/2656039
2. (evan) (1289↑, 656↓)
A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.

He is such a great evan.

3. (Evan) (991↑, 445↓)
Just so happens to be the sexiest man alive\! he's the awesomest guy in the whole world, i mean, i if i was lucky enough to touch him, maybe his sexiness would rub off onto me... damn im soo jealous

name1- HI name2\! wow, you look positively Evan\! I LOVE YOU\! name2- I know, i know, but i have a girlfriend... nice try though name1- *runs away and cries in a corner*

Author: undecided_so_far http://evan.urbanup.com/3324139
4. (evan) (775↑, 310↓)
a cute goofy guy, that always seems to be able to put a smile on his face no matter what. Always there for you when you need him, is the greatest person in the whole entire world(besides cassie) Most loveable guy there is.

"youre a goof ball" "evans more of a goofball" "but hes damnnn sexy"

Author: evan is the man 23984 http://evan.urbanup.com/3815377
5. (evan) (724↑, 323↓)
Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.

"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"

Author: Evan W Sullivan http://evan.urbanup.com/2224727
6. (evan) (412↑, 104↓)
1. makes the everything seem good, safe,hopefull and happy when you hug him. 2. has the most sincere, hearmelting, lovable smile and laugh. 3. the guy you can alwayse call when you need help. 4. the most honest and caring person ever. 5. the man who will ruin all other men for you. 6. the most truly humble sex god on earth. 7. just being around him will make you remember when the world was a good place.

1 "you know who i called when i thought i was dying? evan" 2 "i can't do this with you, im still in love with evan" 3 "evan, i think i love you"

7. (Evan) (331↑, 115↓)
Without a doubt the coolest person in the world. Incredibly sexy, awesome hair, smells great, super friendly, and awesome. He is the man you want to meet and you can find him on myspace. Evan loves everyone.

Girl 1: " So describe what he was like\!" Girl 2: " He was so Evan, it was amazing."

8. (Evan) (149↑, 57↓)
Evan is the cutest boy alive. He is adorable and a total hottie. Being with Evan is the best thing ever. His kisses and hugs are to die for and he loves to cuddle. He's the perfect lover. Too bad he already has a girlfriend. No kisses for you biatch.

Girl number 1: Damnnnn\! Check out that guy, he's so fine. Girl number 2: I know girl, his name is Evan. He's such a sexbomb. Apparently he's dating that girl, Alex. Girl number 1: What a bitch, I'm sooo jealous. Friend: So how is it going with Evan? Alex: It's perfect, everything is great. I am madly in love with him, he is so cute. Friend: Aww that's nice, hopefully you guys stay together forever cause you two look adorable together.

9. (Evan) (91↑, 31↓)
The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.

I love you Evan. \<3

10. (Evan) (73↑, 26↓)
SEXY BEAST\!

Man, Evan is such a [sexy beast.]

11. (Evan) (48↑, 32↓)
Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love - Signed Shania Lachez

Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl" Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "

Author: Shania Lachez O. http://evan.urbanup.com/4984579
12. (Evan) (26↑, 14↓)
Simply the most amazing boy in the whole world. He is sweet, caring, adorable, cute, hot, sexy, sweet, and amazing. He can make you feel like you've got the whole world if you're the one he loves. He's so sweet, and if he loves you, he'll do just about anything for you, and you'd do anything for him. He has the most amazing smile and when you look into his eyes you fall more deeply in love with him every time. They are so beautiful, just like him. He has the sexiest hair, and is probably an asian, which makes him extremely smart and talented. His personality is one of his best qualities. He is the most amazing boy in the world. If you don't fall for him, something is very wrong with you. Everyone loves him. But especially me. He is my baby, and I love him with all my heart..forever and always\!

I love you, Evan. So much\<3

13. (evan) (2↑, 0↓)
the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome on the outside and inside. The best blue eyes ever. Such a cutie\! The one you see and just wish he'd like you. Easy to talk to and always gives great advice.A wonferful Christian guy who every one wants to be friends with. If he loves you, you are blessed\!

evan is that one boy who make your heart skip a beat every time you see him

Author: proverbs3130girl http://evan.urbanup.com/6345251
14. (evan) (3↑, 2↓)
Angelic Haircut, bangs out stevie wonder when references are made to Biggie Smalls. Voice unbroken. Catchphrase ''suck on my cock for 20 years'' Frigid but over a nice little rascal.

Hi evan arent you that scoundral who gets hickeys from shlaags?

15. (evan) (40↑, 39↓)
a pretty lady with a boy's name

evan is also a girl's name

16. (Evan) (12↑, 12↓)
A really awesome guy if your nice to him... he'll get really mad sometimes. But he's REALLY funny\! Not afraid to say whats on his mind.

Girl 1: I hope Evan asks me to the dance he's super hot and really funny\! Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues\! Girl 1: oh... :(

17. (Evan) (2↑, 7↓)
A half black guy that enjoys giving hand jobs in the parking lot of any family restaurant. This type of person acts high and mighty but crys them self to sleep while masturbating every night. If you are ever in the presence of one leave immediately or you may become infected with AIDS.

Evan is a fag

18. (Evan) (9↑, 16↓)
a majorly hot player. and epic douche who will tell a girl anything, just to get in her pants.

Girl 1: hes a man slut Girl 2: thats evan for you

19. (evan) (1↑, 9↓)
pimply man whore, who loves to stick his tongue down eight-graders throats (cougar\!\!\!\!\!\!) and loves his ex's twin sister because she has a firm ass\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Evan's tend to obssesivley text twins and have "Dave the Wolf-Man" as a teacher. Evan's tend to prefer g-strings to thongs, and is half-virgin. Evan's are sik perv's HE LUVS SEX\!\!\!\!\!\! Evan's need a ton of sexual attention (girls or boys) and need a ton of lube for his huge pickle \!

He is such an Evan, he made out with Claire and loves her sister now\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Steve Hasset http://evan.urbanup.com/6311625
20. (Evan) (19↑, 30↓)
Saying she is the most beautiful girl in the world is an understatement. She is a girl with a great personality, she may be a popular girl, but is truely shy until you bring her out of her shell. She is the one that you want your family to meet. She is the one that makes you melt everytime she makes eye contact with you.

Evan is the girls of my dream. She's the one that makes me be me. She is the one with the intentions to get the best out of you, when you don't even believe in yourself.

21. (Evan) (9↑, 22↓)
Jew

shalom evan

22. (Evan) (26↑, 39↓)
just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES\!

person 1: dude what just happened? person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing\! person 1: wait\! look at the sunset man\! person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN\!\!\!\!\! person 1: we have been blessed. jesus: yo evan wassup? evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga? yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits\!?\!?\! evan: YAHWEH\! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH\!\! WHERE YOU BEEN\! hitler: yo satan how ya hangin satan: you done fucked up broski. hitler: NOOOOOO satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan. you: wtf am i reading?\!?\! THIS IS SO WRONG\!\!\! evan: i know...but it feels so right

Author: MR SANDE, naww just kidding... http://evan.urbanup.com/5420435
23. (Evan) (19↑, 39↓)
1. To become excited and partially aroused at the notion of Justin Bieber or Harry Potter 2. The act of milking a hamster

I'm gonna Evan my hamster\! Once every six weeks you should Evan your hamster.

Author: raguthegreatwizardking http://evan.urbanup.com/5337792
24. (Evan) (8↑, 29↓)
Saying she is the most beautiful girl in the world is an understatement. She is a girl with a great personality, she may be a popular girl, but is truely shy until you bring her out of her shell. She is the one that you want your family to meet. She is the one that makes you melt everytime she makes eye contact with you.

Evan is the girls of my dream. She's the one that makes me be me. She is the one with the intentions to get the best out of you, when you don't even believe in yourself.

25. (evan) (24↑, 81↓)
a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.

Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan\!

Author: stupidbitch27 http://evan.urbanup.com/4951338
26. (Evan) (234↑, 292↓)
usually into rock music, sometimes mistaken for gay. all evans have the same hair [wavy and brown. sometimes reddish]

Evan and Michelle hooked up, but people still call him gay. Did you hear evan rocking out to Zeppelin?

27. (Evan) (22↑, 81↓)
Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

Have you seen Evan lately? Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again. It was that bad? I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.

28. (evan) (47↑, 116↓)
a guy who never writes back when you want him to. can never depend on him. gives you empty promises. uses girls for sex. fond of drink and weed.

evan. womaniser. alco. empty promises.

Author: random_observer1234 http://evan.urbanup.com/4651010
29. (Evan) (70↑, 140↓)
A very imbicillic child who enjoys making themselves look stupid for the enjoyment of others.

Boy 1: Dayumm, that evan is so funny because he jumped out a third story window\!

30. (Evan) (20↑, 97↓)
An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel

Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.

31. (Evan) (34↑, 111↓)
A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all\!

'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like' 'yeah he's such an evan' 'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'

Author: zephyrus da original http://evan.urbanup.com/4560878
32. (Evan) (36↑, 115↓)
A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.

That guys an Evan.

33. (Evan) (67↑, 148↓)
a name for a guy who has a small penis and is gay. Someone who tries to be a gangsta but really sits on his bed and plays games all day

Evan is gay

Author: julian ramirez http://evan.urbanup.com/4834322
34. (Evan) (78↑, 163↓)
Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU AKA Toshiba

Evan is the shiznit Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.

35. (Evan) (75↑, 199↓)
To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.

"did you hear that?" yeah, such an evan

Author: yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 http://evan.urbanup.com/3726520
36. (Evan) (79↑, 204↓)
1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16

"Hey Evan\! You see that Lions game last night?" "No\! I was too busy crying into my pillow

Author: p99jamesbond007 http://evan.urbanup.com/3774068
37. (Evan) (64↑, 193↓)
An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.

"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.

38. (evan) (65↑, 202↓)
one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.

Stay away from him. He is such an evan.

39. (Evan) (76↑, 259↓)
a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead

Evan is such a twat

40. (evan) (102↑, 298↓)
to lie about something ridiculous.

person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.

41. (Evan) (60↑, 261↓)
A Raging Stump

Man did you see him with those guys, what an Evan.

42. (Evan) (115↑, 329↓)
[A big stuck up jerk who thinks he knows it all and has an oddly shaped body similar to the figure of a Dr.Seuss character and a head like Jimmy Neutron, small at the bottom, friggin obis at the top and makes fun at his "friends" stating that their father has such a tight schedule on him, that he counts how long it takes for his son to pee, which is total uncanny.]

-"Look at that kid." -"Man, he looks like an Evan." -"Yeah, he'll never get a chick."

43. (evan) (122↑, 349↓)
a person who performs homosexual acts in exchange for narcotics

evan deep throat = E pill evan dick docking = 8 ball evan prison blow job = key bump evan brown bomber = special k

Author: some guy from connecticut http://evan.urbanup.com/3002828
44. (evan) (156↑, 407↓)
Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.

"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan." "Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan." "You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."

Author: Lashizzle Washington http://evan.urbanup.com/2764895
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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